apparently google maps has recently updated it’s satellite data set for the portland metropolitan area, so for the first time ever i’m finally able to take my childhood understanding of spatial relationships and put them in front of you with some actual visualization. or, to put it more succicntly, here’s arial imagery of where i grew up, though somewhat changed in the last fifteen years:

my house, with my grandparent’s property adjacent to the west. of course you can’t tell the slope but that thing is on a steady hill down to the creek at right. still there was alot of woods to explore.

my other grandparent’s farm, complete with the red barn and massive tree (oak? chestnut?) where i stacked haybales and at one point owned a cow. if you go a little bit northwest of there, you can also see camas’ very own castle.

moving on to uptown camas, you can see a bunch of things: crown park with the public outdoor swimming pool, james david zellerbach elementary (nee middle) school, liberty middle school (nee chs), doc harris stadium (go papermakers!), and st. thomas aquinas church.

downtown, well, you’ve got the mill?

that’s pretty much what there is of camas, at least that which is interesting from the air. i guess if you are ever there with a hot air balloon and internet access you could use my maps to say, find the best pizza place in camas or great fries and milkshakes, but that seems a little unlikely.

anyhow, everybody knows that the best milkshakes are at the fair.

i think i may have found my calling in life: writing bawdy limericks on internet forums with my bicycle gang.

despite what langston and denny say, as far as i can tell it’s got nothing to do with the exquisite corpse. regardless, it’s not a bad meme as memes go. google image search (or flickr search, i suppose) a one-word answer to the eleven questions and post one of the first ten images that result.

1. what makes you happy?
   
2. what are you most ashamed of in yourself?
   
3. where do you see yourself in 10 years?
   
4. what is the first thing you remember?
   
5. what has gotten you through your darkest hour?
   
6. what did your parents’ house smell like?
   
7. one word that you use far too often:
   
8. one word that you associate with your best kept secret:
   
9. one word describing a recurrent theme in your dreams:
   
10. what disgusts you in others?
    
11. one word that describes your first lover: